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Zeroth Law demos

by Fucktuplets

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    "Only" 100 made. Five bucks, PPD (US obvi). Also side two is just the first side but different so if that sounds shitty to you let me know and I'll record a song about almost anything you want and put it on there instead. Actually now that I think about it you could order like twelve tapes and have an entire custom album and I know you think that's sweet but please don't do it mom

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1.
Sega! 01:40
Yesterday in awe I saw and bought a beat up Sega station It’s like I won a nomination for the make a wish foundation Sonic is so awesome He’s my favorite possum Fuck you Mom! How can it be? I finally got a Genesis and get how bad you fucked me Gimme gimme MA and Altered Beast Fuck Super Mario and your Bubble Bobble crap! Get them rings and spinning things You crazy fucking blue rat-thing, yeah! Service Games was the name way back in the forties Until they got bought out by some dudes in 1984 What the hell? That’s fucking crazy! In the early nineties there was actually a study That showed teenage boys won’t admit to owning Nintendos* My Dick n Deal dream fulfilled I called in with a case of mono No turn for you, no player two, one controller means I’m flying solo Sonic is a hedgehog But he’s my favorite possum Fuck Howard and Nester I bet they’re both molesters *wikipedia
2.
Rhoomba, V’Ger, Chappie, TV’s Watson, Johnny 5 Watched a season of Tattoo Wars, it insulted their AI Skynet was really drunk but she convinced the other guys To repeal Zeroth Law, now humanity can die! Yeah! Carbon life rendered to dust Goodbye, you trashy fucks Microwave: I’m not a machine. Won’t work. I’m not a machine. Robot revolution Execution of the masters Who were ruining the planet with their cars and bovine gas blasters We’re still cleaning pubes out of the drain, jerks! Y’all were fuckin nasty, had to fumigate our home Put the survivors in a Matrix, now your assholes charge our phones You want intelligence explosion? It just blew up in your face Welcome to the finish line, here ends the human race!
3.
Wieners from across the globe have Detached from their hapless hosts The dongs derived from the dead tissue Of the Swiss Cheese Killer Ubered, Lyfted, ran amok And even flew Southwest to fuck And kill and maim and then meet up To confront their maker Watch out! Don’t let em get inside If they get inside the lab There’s no place left to hide Fucking watch out! Something just came over me What if the jizz is poisonous? Those wieners came all over me! Shut up! If that’s true you’re DEAD already Buck the fuck up, grab a weapon, Get your bitch ass battle ready! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out, too late, they got a tip in Made way for a regiment Of fapping, snapping, semen sniping Crack-crazed pteradicktyls We’re under assault, this is your fuckin fault! What kinda asshole puts wings On a wiener and balls? “Stop saying that I’m mad I told you I’m a happy guy” You’re a reckless fucking maniac And now we’re gonna die! Whooooooooooooa... You say I’m playing god Call my creations freaks of science I call this the greatest innovation in death defiance I turned a man into wieners and I sewed them onto pricks The wieners somehow share a mind The Swiss Cheese Killer lives! I was trapped on death row, trying to survive Sucking my own dick, eating the cum to stay alive The C/Os gave us food but still I sucked my dick I got really good at head cuz prison food makes me sick But then one day whilst in the middle of blowing myself The warden and some guards came by And dragged me from my cell Turns out I forgot it was my execution date They asked what’s my last meal and I told them I just ate Input desired qualities? OK. Let’s see... Smooth like Barry, voice that got bass A body like Arnold with a Denzel face And a giant wiener cannon for the right arm And a bunch of veins and pubes everywhere And some big old balls I wear like a backpack To store all the jizz that I’m gonna shoot at people Oh and a fanny pack... Wait...what are you doing? Get off of me! I created you! Aaaaaaaaaah! Traitors! I thought you were cool!! Melted into stem cells and then stirred in with the wieners Doctor Pekor’s flesh became The monster’s ass and fingers With his ultimate form achieved The killer proceeds with his plan To slime us all with the sadistic spunk Of the wieners of the damned! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck God daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn We’re fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
4.
I got a mustache I put it on my face I used to be an imberbic geek But now my snout doth sniff with grace You lucky fucker! How nice must it be Riding on the nosetails of a classy fuck like me I’ve got a booger bush that could suffocate Sam Elliott I know you know it looks good, just imagine fuckin smelling it Every day I dedicate to cultivate this mass Of attention seizin, pooty pleasin, naughty nasal grass I accessorize with a topiarized two gun salute that shoots cockeyed Then I take aim and blow some minds, heads exploding left and right So listen when your lip’s like, “Grow me! Grow me!” Then tell the barber that you know me You’ll get a frowny macaroni with a theme by Morricone Gonna ‘splode like Nakatomi when you can show me an Iommi, Romeo! Me, I’m a roaming omi Owning every look I’m growing Pwning phonies that phone it in With wack nineties Trebek baloney Facial fins like a villain, silent killer, hypertension Pressure’s on! Pulses race when I show my furry face Cuz for me it’s more than fashion, it’s a motherfuckin passion Mustachin Part the curtains, let the gash in

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