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Wieners of the Damned

from Zeroth Law demos by Fucktuplets

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lyrics

Wieners from across the globe have
Detached from their hapless hosts
The dongs derived from the dead tissue
Of the Swiss Cheese Killer
Ubered, Lyfted, ran amok
And even flew Southwest to fuck
And kill and maim and then meet up
To confront their maker

Watch out!
Don’t let em get inside
If they get inside the lab
There’s no place left to hide
Fucking watch out!

Something just came over me
What if the jizz is poisonous?
Those wieners came all over me!

Shut up!
If that’s true you’re DEAD already
Buck the fuck up, grab a weapon,
Get your bitch ass battle ready!

Watch out! Watch out!

Watch out, too late, they got a tip in
Made way for a regiment
Of fapping, snapping, semen sniping
Crack-crazed pteradicktyls

We’re under assault, this is your fuckin fault!
What kinda asshole puts wings
On a wiener and balls?
“Stop saying that I’m mad
I told you I’m a happy guy”
You’re a reckless fucking maniac
And now we’re gonna die!

Whooooooooooooa...
You say I’m playing god
Call my creations freaks of science
I call this the greatest innovation in death defiance
I turned a man into wieners
and I sewed them onto pricks
The wieners somehow share a mind
The Swiss Cheese Killer lives!

I was trapped on death row, trying to survive
Sucking my own dick, eating the cum to stay alive
The C/Os gave us food but still I sucked my dick
I got really good at head
cuz prison food makes me sick
But then one day whilst in the middle of blowing myself
The warden and some guards came by
And dragged me from my cell
Turns out I forgot it was my execution date
They asked what’s my last meal
and I told them I just ate

Input desired qualities? OK. Let’s see...
Smooth like Barry, voice that got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
And a giant wiener cannon for the right arm
And a bunch of veins and pubes everywhere
And some big old balls I wear like a backpack
To store all the jizz that I’m gonna shoot at people
Oh and a fanny pack...

Wait...what are you doing?
Get off of me! I created you!
Aaaaaaaaaah! Traitors!
I thought you were cool!!

Melted into stem cells
and then stirred in with the wieners
Doctor Pekor’s flesh became
The monster’s ass and fingers
With his ultimate form achieved
The killer proceeds with his plan
To slime us all with the sadistic spunk
Of the wieners of the damned!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
God daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
We’re fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

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from Zeroth Law demos, released March 12, 2019

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